Pencils Jokes

To look sharp.

 
 

Credit: 3rd grade me.

Pencilvania!

Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B

To look sharp.

Problem is its very chewed, so nobody can tell if its 2b or not 2b

In Pennsylvania

Detectives have no leads.

Pointless...

They don't see the point.

A professor calls pencils down and one students keeps writing.

When the student goes to turn in his exam, the professor tells him "l'm not going to accept this, you didn't put your pencil down when I said to."

"Do you have any idea who I am?" The student says, snobbily.

"I do... read more

A grafight.

Pencil-vania

But I couldn’t see the point.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because its pointless.

Broken

there's never a dull moment.

They both only work on paper!

He heard that vaccines can make you artistic.

They're sketchy.

I hope not, the reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.

Because they're stationary

It's because they have a rubber at the end. [heard this from a friend who heard it from a 90 year old man]

It was named Pencilvania.

I'd rather dye than use them.

Does that make me erasist?

When I asked her what's wrong, she said "Pica. Pica."

Otherwise they're pointless.

And the nurse didn’t even bring her colored pencils.

... pointless



I'll find my own way out

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Seems pretty pointless to me.

They have signs next to them that say “No Colored Pencils”.

Stalin sits at his usual table, in the glorius kremlin studying the map of eastern germany. His pencil sitting proudly beside him. Comrade Stalin looks away for a split second, and the pencil is gone! Stalin takes out a second pencil and places it on the table. Looks the other way again and the seco... read more