Ballpoint Jokes - 5 Hilarious Ballpoint Jokes

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Hey girl, are you a ballpoint pen?

Because I want to use you once and lose you forever

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Bought a new pen yesterday

But I took it back today. I told the clerk I wasn’t happy with it because it was always aimed at my zipper. The clerk said that’s normal it’s a ballpoint.

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Someone stole my pen today.

I was robbed at ballpoint.

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I was walking down the street the other day when a man held a pen up to my throat and demanded I give him my wallet.

I was robbed at ballpoint.

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A scientist was put in charge of developing new methods of assassination for the CIA.

He came up with several ideas, and the director of the CIA came down to see them demonstrated.

He showed off ballpoint pen dart-guns and poisoned bubble gum, but nothing seemed to impress the director. Finally, he stood up to leave.

"I'm going to go take a piss, and then I'm headed bac...

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