Man 1: I heard you had an accident at the pottery studio yesterday. Did you spill glaze all over a woman?
Man 2: Glazed her? Damn near kilned her.
I had a job cleaning out potters' kilns.
I got fired.
My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.
He got fired.
Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job?
He got fired.
Soon after the General retired..., he decided he must do something different...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...!
*He soon found himself on an island with no flagstaff, no batmen, no ADC, no club, no canteen, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.*
After about four months,...
I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.
It was gaseous clay
I was fired today...
...but don't worry, I'm a kiln
Did you hear about the depressed potter?
He was doing great, until he cracked and kilned himself.
Did You Hear About the Pottery Furnace That Exploded?
It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.
What is a Clay Sculptor's Favorite Song?
Kiln in the Name
I'm making a fortune in pottery.
You can even say I'm kiln it.
How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?
"Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
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