I had a job cleaning out potters' kilns.

I got fired.

Did you hear about the depressed potter?

He was doing great, until he cracked and kilned himself.

My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.

He got fired.

One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How d...

Did You Hear About the Pottery Furnace That Exploded?

It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.

Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job?

He got fired.

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

What is a Clay Sculptor's Favorite Song?

Kiln in the Name

I'm making a fortune in pottery.

You can even say I'm kiln it.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

"Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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