I had a job cleaning out potters' kilns.

I got fired.

Once upon a time on a dig in Egypt...

A few years ago I was in Egypt, on a dig site, not far from the banks of the Nile but out of the way of the Pyramids and Statues you'd associate with the usual "big finds" of the late 19th/early 20th century.

We were looking for a tomb, a new paper had raised interesting questions about a po...

One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How d...

Did You Hear About the Pottery Furnace That Exploded?

It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.

My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.

He got fired.

What is a Clay Sculptor's Favorite Song?

Kiln in the Name

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

I'm making a fortune in pottery.

You can even say I'm kiln it.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

"Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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