Sharpener Jokes - 12 Hilarious Sharpener Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Without you, my life would be pointless.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Did you hear about the man who got depressed after he lost his favourite pencil sharpener?

Everything seemed pointless!

What do you call a pencil sharpener that can't sharpen pencils?

Broken

I need a pencil sharpener.

Just to put it bluntly.

If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener

Will it come out sharp or shredded?

Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates?

He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.

The pencil sharpeners at my school are racist.

They have signs next to them that say “No Colored Pencils”.

The man who invented cats’ eyes...

The man who invented cats’ eyes to make the roads safer at night got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights.

If the cat had been going the other way, he would’ve invented the pencil sharpener.

[ORIGINAL JOKE] A secretary is like...

a pencil sharpener, you can't really say it's yours until you screw it on your desk.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Just a joke my grandpa told me.

So Jimmy is in class and he walks up to the pencil sharpener and looks out the window. He sees two bowlegged gentlemen and yells, "Hey check out these two funny-looking assholes!" The teacher immediately scolds him and tells him to read two chapters of Shakespeare. The next day Jimmy sees the sam...

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