Where do lights go when they've been bad?

To prism.

What happens to a rainbow when it breaks the law?

It goes through the prism system

Why are rainbows always happy?

Because they just got out of prism.

White light hates passing through a prism.

It shows its true colors.

What's the difference between jail and prism?

In a prism only white goes in but all the colors come out

why don't light rays like prisms?

prisms always tell them to get bent

Why are toblerones triangular prisms

To fit in the box

I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism

It'll give me a chance to reflect

It's illegal to reach the end of a rainbow

If you find it, you go to prism.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism

(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

I was caught stealing a rainbow once

Ended up getting thrown in prism

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Where do you go when you're white and caught speeding, then get separated into different colours only to come out bent and totally different to how you came in?

Prism

A rainbow is doing a drug deal...

The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone?

Prism

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