Prism Jokes - 20 Hilarious Prism Jokes

My Dad just told me this:

Where do bad rainbows go?

(They go to Prism)

They get a light sentence though, it's only so they can have time to reflect. :D

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism

(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

why don't light rays like prisms?

prisms always tell them to get bent

I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism

It'll give me a chance to reflect

What does a triangular prism and a three-headed horse have in common?

They both have three long faces

White light hates passing through a prism.

It shows its true colors.

Why are toblerones triangular prisms

To fit in the box

What happens to rainbows that break the law?

They go through the prism system

How do you arrest a beam of light?

You put it in a prism cell.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

The other day I saw a little rainbow and it was dancing all over the place so I asked the rainbow why it was dancing...

The rainbow replied: "Cuz I just got outta prism"

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

It's illegal to reach the end of a rainbow

If you find it, you go to prism.

Why are rainbows always happy?

Because they just got out of prism.

I was caught stealing a rainbow once

Ended up getting thrown in prism

Where do you go when you're white and caught speeding, then get separated into different colours only to come out bent and totally different to how you came in?

Prism

A rainbow is doing a drug deal...

The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone?

Prism

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