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My Dad just told me this:

Where do bad rainbows go?

(They go to Prism)

They get a light sentence though, it's only so they can have time to reflect. :D

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Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism

(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism

It'll give me a chance to reflect

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why don't light rays like prisms?

prisms always tell them to get bent

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What does a triangular prism and a three-headed horse have in common?

They both have three long faces

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White light hates passing through a prism.

It shows its true colors.

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Why are toblerones triangular prisms

To fit in the box

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What happens to rainbows that break the law?

They go through the prism system

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How do you arrest a beam of light?

You put it in a prism cell.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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The other day I saw a little rainbow and it was dancing all over the place so I asked the rainbow why it was dancing...

The rainbow replied: "Cuz I just got outta prism"

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Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

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It's illegal to reach the end of a rainbow

If you find it, you go to prism.

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Why are rainbows always happy?

Because they just got out of prism.

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I was caught stealing a rainbow once

Ended up getting thrown in prism

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Where do you go when you're white and caught speeding, then get separated into different colours only to come out bent and totally different to how you came in?

Prism

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A rainbow is doing a drug deal...

The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"

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What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone?

Prism

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