Paul Simon Jokes - 5 Hilarious Paul Simon Jokes

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Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel and Peter Fonda are hanging out towards the end of the Swinging Sixties...

*Easy Rider* has just come out, Simon and Garfunkel are about to release *Bridge Over Troubled Water*, and the three men are the epitome of counter-culture cool. They're all pretty stoned, and Paul Simon turns to Peter Fonda, and says, "Hey, Peter, you wanna see something really groovy?"

Pete...

Paul Simon and Julio knew where it's at..

"..Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona".

What did the aluminium say to Paul Simon?

You can call me Al

If you know anyone named Rosie stay the hell away from them...

After all Paul Simon taught us she’s the queen of Corona.

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