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What did Jonathan Ross say after filming his first porno?

That's a WAP.

What is Jonathan joestars favorite sandwich?

Hamon whole wheat.

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A man came to the doctor

Doctor: Name?



Man: Jonathan



Doctor: Sex?



Man: Yes all the time



Doctor: No, I mean male or female?



Man: Yes, male, female, sometimes a sheep or a pig



Doctor: Oh dear



Man: oh no, dears run fast

(Translated from polish) During a math class, teacher was asking first graders how many watermelons could they lift if one of them weighted about 3kg

Teacher: How many watermelons could you lift Sarah?

-I can lift one watermelon in my hands.

Teacher: Very good. What about you Tom?

-I could lift two watermelons! First one in my left hand and second one in my right hand.

Teacher: Great! And you Jonathan?

-I could ...

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Blueberry Hill

So this is a joke I heard as a kid really too young to even get it. Sorry if it's a repost, I don't read anything but what comes up in my feed.

A teacher is taking roll in an old rural schoolhouse and realizes several of the students are missing. She isn't too worried as the rural nature of t...

In the year 1897 a young man named Jonathan Quimby set out for adventure from the frontier city of Seattle. He'd risked his entire life savings to make the trek to the Yukon to prospect.

He started his journey full of excitement and hope. he'd purchased his nearly 2,000lbs of gear and supplies and two fine stock horses to help him carry it.

The voyage to Skagway was difficult. The seas were rough and Jonathan spent many hours at the rail, emptying his stomach into the frigid,...

Think Positive for 2018. Jonathan Ross was out walking when he was knocked to the ground by a giant dog which stood over him barking. He thought..

..it's good to have a woof over your head.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Happy anniversary to the love of my life..

and her husband Jonathan.

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