You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

Poetry

Little Johnny in class

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with the letters 'tor' that also ate things.

The first little boy said, 'Alligator'.

'Very good, Jimmy, that's a big word', said the teacher.

The next little boy said, 'Predator'.

'That's also a very good wor...

What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?

They're both Po-Lice.

* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.

I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe

Nevermore

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What do you call a goth prostitute?

Edgar Allan Ho

Credit where credit due,
Thx u/roxy-rambles

My pet horse has started writing poetry.

Edgar Allan Poe-ny

Smart parrot

A guy that is lacking some money, teaches his parrot how to recite a couple of famous poems.

Between his neighbours and friends he sells around 7 tickets to see the parrot in a live performance at the garden of his house.

– Thanks for comming in! We will now hear a poem by Edgar Allan ...

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