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Paternity Test Jokes

A woman got a paternity test done and received the news on Christmas day.

Turns out Philippe is Navi's dad

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What’s another name for a paternity test

A pop quiz

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A paternity test

A friend of mine were called in to a paternity test.

So he went to the local doctors office and did a blood test.

He was later called back in for the results.

When he heard he wasn't the father he smiled brightly and exclaimed : it isn't important to win, but to participate!

What did Sherlock Holmes say after being asked to get a paternity test?

Wat*son*?

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations.

It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"

I used to have a son trapped inside a woman’s body

Then I took a paternity test.

On an unrelated note...

the paternity test came back negative.

What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar?

According to the Paternity Test: Me

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