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What’s another name for a paternity test

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A paternity test

A friend of mine were called in to a paternity test.

So he went to the local doctors office and did a blood test.

He was later called back in for the results.

When he heard he wasn't the father he smiled brightly and exclaimed : it isn't important to win, but to participate!

What did Sherlock Holmes say after being asked to get a paternity test?

Wat*son*?

I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations.

It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

I used to have a son trapped inside a woman’s body

Then I took a paternity test.

“I love you, Daddy.”

“Until the paternity test comes back, that’s Keith to you.”

On an unrelated note...

the paternity test came back negative.

What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar?

According to the Paternity Test: Me

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