What did the medieval knight say when he got caught doping?

“I was just getting my Lance Armstrong.”

Lance Armstrong decided to fly to France to fight against the doping allegations against him.

It would have been more convincing if he had taken a plane.

There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.

We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.

Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping...

...at least he had the ball to admit it.

Without the Joker, there's no Batman. Without Frazier, there's no Ali.

Without Russian sports, there's no Anti-Doping Agency

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