What happened after Lance Armstrong was caught doping?
He took his ball and went home.
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doping olympics [translated from an old Russian anecdote, 2007]
Good day! We are reporting live from our special Olympics. At our Olympics there's no doping control at all. Yes, you heard it right, sportsmen are NOT tested for doping. Absolutely. So...
- Finnish sportsman has jumped 27 meters. A very good result indeed for a chess player.
- 13 ...
What did the medieval knight say when he got caught doping?
“I was just getting my Lance Armstrong.”
Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the
allegations of doping.
... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though.
There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.
I'm going to miss the Apollo app, it made Reddit worthwhile.
Without the Joker, there's no Batman. Without Frazier, there's no Ali.
Without Russian sports, there's no Anti-Doping Agency
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