Tommo was a canary. Like his father, and his father before him, Tommo worked in the granite mines. Every morning, he would perch upon the shoulder of his favorite miner, and descend down, down into the deep.
Tommo had a lovely wife canary at home named Millet. Millet and Tommo had two sons...
My brother has the hands of a surgeon...
And a pending trial for grievous bodily harm.
The country of Ohms is run by a brutal dictator.
Due to the suppression of their rights, the citizens of Ohms frequently rise up and attempt to storm the gates of the capital city. However, the dictator always has just the right number of mercenaries to repel the rebels and cause the survivors to disperse for a few months or so.
A catholic soccer fan man goes to church before every match of his team
And he always prays to a Saint Peter statue and asks it for making his team won.
"Please San Pedro, if my team won this match, I swear I will give you $100".
And because his team is very good, they usually win every match, and the man always fulfill his word and bring the $100 and ...
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A collection of lawyer jokes.
My grandfather was a lawyer & judge and had a fantastic sense of humor. He has many humorous law books, and the following are some his favorite selections from Larry Wilde's book *The Ultimate Lawyers Joke Book*. Hope you enjoy..