A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn’t know what he was, because he couldn’t see. So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was.
The blind snake slithered up to the blind rabbit, felt it all over and said: “You have long, furry ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.”
The blind rabbit was delighted with the news, and agreed to repay the favour so that the blind snake could find out what he was.
The captain of our cruise has a hobby of determining what kitchen utensils would make cute couples.
I'm just glad he's shipping the sink, and not the other way round.
What's the best way of determining who loves you more - your wife or your dog?
Lock them both in your car, unlock it after 4 hours and see which one is happy to see you
Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, KGB and the Stasi....
The CIA team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later.
"As far as we can determine, the remains are about 500,000 years old."
Not to be outdone by the CIA, the KGB goes in and comes out about 8 hours later.
"The remains are approximately 515,550 y...
The Human Crime Detector
The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for. After hearing word of a man able to determine if any person brought before him committed a crime, they decide to consult him.
They bring the first suspect in, and...
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One day at a small town STI clinic....
An 18 y/o boy who goes to his small town doctor for an STI check. After determining that the lad does not have an STI, the doctor asks him why he thought he might.
The boy tells him that he'd slept with a girl that had a reputation for being easy and thought he may have gotten something. <...