What's the best way of determining who loves you more - your wife or your dog?
Lock them both in your car, unlock it after 4 hours and see which one is happy to see you
The captain of our cruise has a hobby of determining what kitchen utensils would make cute couples.
I'm just glad he's shipping the sink, and not the other way round.
A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn’t know what he was, because he couldn’t see. So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was.
The blind snake slithered up to the blind rabbit, felt it all over and said: “You have long, furry ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.”
The blind rabbit was delighted with the news, and agreed to repay the favour so that the blind snake could find out what he was.
The b...
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