What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
I didn’t listen to an enzyme last night.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...
So I could unzip your genes
What's the difference betweeen an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme
I was surprised to learn the most common method of suicide in France was throwing a toaster in a bathtub filled with cheese enzymes.
It was quite a culture shock.
Whats the difference between enzymes and hormones?
I've never made an en zyme.
Two men walked into a bar...
....The first man said “Can I have some H2O please.” The second man said “I’ll have some H2O2 please.”
The second man died.
Edit: It’s a chemistry joke.
Edit 2: H2O2 is hydrogen dioxide and kills you even though your body produces it for no reason and then produces an enzyme t...
In the early 1970s, researchers discovered...
...that a certain enzyme in a specific breed of seagull chicks granted dolphins that ate them a dramatically increased lifespan. Hoping that this could be made viable for humans, they started extensive testing. Unfortunately, the breed of gulls wasn't native to the area around their laboratory. ...
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An enzyme asks a tall, cool glass of milk out on a date. The enzyme takes the milk out to a fancy steakhouse and later to an ice cream shop for dessert. At the end of the night, the enzyme asks, "So, you wanna come up to my place for some coffee?" The milk says, "Sorry, this isn't what I'm looking f...