I’m confused - The Left are telling me that COVID social restrictions and vaccines are the way forward, whilst Trump supporters are saying lets get group immunity from many catching it
I feel I’m stuck between a woke and a herd place
There's a dog walking in the jungle.
Being a dog, he has amazing hearing, and heard a leopard sneaking up on him. He found a bone and starts chewing on it and remarks rather loudly "that was a tasty leopard, I wonder if there's anymore around here!" The leopard, startled by the comment, leaves in a hurry. Meanwhile up in the trees, a m...
WHAT DO WE WANT? HERD IMMUNITY!
AND WHEN DO WE WANT TO HEAR IT?
(Ok, I see myself out)
The only people who don't have to get the vaccine are cops. . .
Because they have qualified immunity.
Why do sheep not get covid?
They have herd immunity.
Herd Immunity’s Victory
Hong Kong showed the world how to actively contain the virus.
Italy showed the world how one fails to contain the virus.
India showed the world how anybody can contain the virus.
Boris Johnson showed the world that the virus does not need to be contained.
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My friend told me yesterday that if you eat cow feces you grow an immunity to cancer
But that's bull shit
Glasses wearers are less likely to get Covid-19...
I guess you could say we have nerd immunity.
Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?
Because he didn't have Heard immunity
Yo mama is so fat
When she took the vaccine she got herd immunity
A serial killer started kidnapping and killing all female cousins of his mother & father.
When arrested and asked for reasons, he said, “I just heard that you need Aunty-bodies to build immunity against Covid.”
How did the cowboy survive the stampede?
He had herd immunity.
Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to spend Christmas together?
Because they have herd immunity.
Not mine found it somewhere
A master smuggler bragged to border control that he was about to start smuggling but they wouldn't be able to catch him. Soon, he crosses the border on a donkey. The guards diligently and thoroughly search him and the donkey, but come up empty. The smuggler smiles and passes. The...
I figured out why President Trump thinks he doesn’t have to wear a mask to protect himself from viruses.
Somebody told him he had diplomatic immunity.
Why is Jonny Depp’s second wife no longer suing him?
In the last couple months he developed Heard Immunity
If a foreign diplomat recovers from COVID-19...
Does he have diplomatic immunity?
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NSFW Possible Coronavirus Inoculant Found
Experts suggest that a hormone found in ordinary semen may, if consumed in sufficient quantities over time, produce a gradual immunity buildup to the Covid19 virus.
Source: Am expert
Three men are sitting in a hospital room. The first asks the second how he contracted COVID19.
He replies, "Because I support Boris Johnson's herd immunity."
The first man responds "But I am here because I attended a protest against Boris Johnson's herd immunity!"
They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back, and ask him how he contracted the virus.
My software developer friends tell me to stop exposing them to COVID-19 jokes...
.. but I tell them it's the best way to achieve nerd immunity.
Why can't Trump get infected by coronavirus?
Because he has presidential immunity!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half >!the population of the planet dead thanks to anti-vaxx morons actively working towards deleting herd immunity.!<
Why dont ambassadors get sick?
The Biology Exam.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.
The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
The Princess Bride is bull
When Wesley spends five years building up an immunity to iocane powder, it's romantic and we should idolize him.
But when I do it with rum, I'm an "alcoholic who needs to pay his goddamn child support."
In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine
One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.
He was a big believer in herd immunity.
Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria?
He had diplomatic immunity.