Pinocchio could easily pass a polygraph.

Too bad his lies are too on the nose.

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I walked in on Jack Bauer taking a dump

And apparently even that's top secret with him 'cause they had me in the polygraph within minutes, but I beat it.

I could truthfully tell them I saw Jack shit.

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