What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?

The Nobel Peas Prize.

New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

My grandfather was told a joke about genetics

My dad didnt get it, but I did.

So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis

According to her, it runs in our jeans.

An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.

A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.

The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"

The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."

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WW2: an Italian officer, an imperial Japanese officer and a German officer got captured

They all sit in a cell and wait to be interrogated by the Allies.
The German says: "My superior genetics will let me withstand every torture! I won't tell them anything!"
The Japanese says: "I will never dishonor my country and tell them our secrets!"
The Italian says: "I guess I'm fucked."...

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My parents taught me well

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't stra...

Why is "Dick" short for Richard?

Genetics

THIS IS A TRUE STORY

When I was in my tenth grade biology honors class, we were tasting a compound known as PTC. For those of you that don't know PTC is a chemical that you can either taste, super-taste or not taste at all and it depends entirely on genetics. I couldn't taste it but my tablemate Eric (made up name for p...

The missionary and the black sheep

A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.
Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.

After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one day...

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A couple have surprise twins, and they name the girl Denise...

At a complete loss of what to name their bouncing baby boy, they employ the help of the father's brother.

He comes into the room and peers over the twins, assessing their features.
He rubs his chin, noticing how different the twins are.

Of course, one is a girl, and one is a boy....

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Two guys named Bob are walking by a nuclear reactor.

Bob starts talking about how his great uncle twice removed worked at a nuclear plant and grew an extra arm.
Other Bob says, "well that would be awesome, I could use an extra arm."
Bob says, "oh, I think it could only happen to me, it's in my genetics."
Other Bob gets mad. "Bullshit, I could...

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Help creating a biology joke to end my exam .

So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. It's only worth a couple of points and I don't mind giving students a couple of freebies. Exam is covering Mitosis/Meiosis/Mendelian genetic...

Roses are red,

Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are white,
Genetics.

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