What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?

The Nobel Peas Prize.

I would have gotten As in all my classes last semester if it weren't for Genetics

Why do I have to have such idiots for parents

My grandfather was told a joke about genetics

My dad didnt get it, but I did.

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I hit the genetics jackpot. I have my father’s blue eyes...

...and my mothers cock.

New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis

According to her, it runs in our jeans.

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My parents taught me well

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't stra...

So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics

and the students are working with recessive and dominant eye colors in punnett squares. A few minutes into the activity one student beckons the teacher over. He has a very concerned look on his face.

The teacher is a little worried. This has happened before. Every once in a while a stud...

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WW2: an Italian officer, an imperial Japanese officer and a German officer got captured

They all sit in a cell and wait to be interrogated by the Allies.
The German says: "My superior genetics will let me withstand every torture! I won't tell them anything!"
The Japanese says: "I will never dishonor my country and tell them our secrets!"
The Italian says: "I guess I'm fucked."...

An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.

A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.

The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"

The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."

Why is "Dick" short for Richard?

Genetics

THIS IS A TRUE STORY

When I was in my tenth grade biology honors class, we were tasting a compound known as PTC. For those of you that don't know PTC is a chemical that you can either taste, super-taste or not taste at all and it depends entirely on genetics. I couldn't taste it but my tablemate Eric (made up name for p...

The missionary and the black sheep

A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.
Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.

After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one day...

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A couple have surprise twins, and they name the girl Denise...

At a complete loss of what to name their bouncing baby boy, they employ the help of the father's brother.

He comes into the room and peers over the twins, assessing their features.
He rubs his chin, noticing how different the twins are.

Of course, one is a girl, and one is a boy....

Some sciences as per my high school nephew...

Geology: All hail the Rock!
Psychology: brainception
Genetics: Punett squares and percentages
Chemistry: what is water?
Biology: no math for the love of God
Physics: 1001 ways to throw things
Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

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Two guys named Bob are walking by a nuclear reactor.

Bob starts talking about how his great uncle twice removed worked at a nuclear plant and grew an extra arm.
Other Bob says, "well that would be awesome, I could use an extra arm."
Bob says, "oh, I think it could only happen to me, it's in my genetics."
Other Bob gets mad. "Bullshit, I could...

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Help creating a biology joke to end my exam .

So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. It's only worth a couple of points and I don't mind giving students a couple of freebies. Exam is covering Mitosis/Meiosis/Mendelian genetic...

Roses are red,

Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are white,
Genetics.