A man is deciding whether to become a novelist or a career criminal
You could say he's weighing the prose and cons
I was always told “you lose a lot of friends after deciding to better yourself”
I never believed it until all of my friends disappeared after I started taking my schizophrenia medication
Deciding if you should tip someone can be hard
It all essentially comes down whether their balance can take it.
A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."
So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.
The second guy goes to Europe, then Asia, then Africa, then Australia and basically goes everywhere.
The third guy doesn't go anywhere.
6 months later they all meet up and the first guy says, "I went to all...
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A woman decides to pick up a dozen bagels for her co-workers...
...so she stops by a local bakery on the way to work and there is a huge line. She waits a while, gets up to the front, and tells the man behind the counter "I'd like a dozen bagels please".
"I'm sorry, but we're out of bagels."
The woman says never mind then and proceeds to leave the...