A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but ...
Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:
“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”
And the boy doesn’t know what a purple lemon is, so he asks. And the bullies say:
“Well, you’ll just have to ask a teacher then, won’t you?”
And so h...
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