My grand-dad was depressed because his prize marrows were not growing on his allotment, so I went along there to see if I could see what the problem was.
When I got there he was slumped over a pathetic burnt little marrow. I looked around me and noticed that all the other allotments were basking in dappled sunshine filtering through the trees but his was in the dark except for a stong burning ray of light. The cause was the huge window on a huge shed...
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A man was crossing the countryside in his car.
He had already been on the road for some time and he had a good way still to go when his motor hiccuped and died, and refused to start again.
The man popped the hood open and spent a few moments just cursing about the situation and trying to fix the engine, but he was no mechanic, so it seeme...