I was going on my motorbike when I saw a car coming the wrong way on a oneway road. An extremely beautiful woman was at the driving seat. I was so distracted that I had to swerve last minute to avoid the car which led to me losing control and ending up in a ditch next to the road. After a minute or...
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If I had a nickel for every time someone said "look at that asshole!"
I'd have enough money to patch up that hole in my pants.