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Pails Jokes

i recently got a newer, smaller bucket to replace my old one

it really pails in comparison

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Favorite joke ever!

One day a guy was driving down the road and he came to a farmhouse.

The man went up and knocked on the door

The farmer answered and said, “howdy. Can I help you?”

The man replied, “. Yes sir. I noticed you have some Honeysuckle in your backyard.”

Farmer said, “yes Son ...

Did you hear about the guy who walked around with two pails of milk on his feet for a year?

It was legendairy.

What's the difference between a bucket and a tub?

For starters, the bucket pails in comparison.

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A pretty good joke told to me by a coworker

One day little Billy approached Mr. Johnson's house and knocked on the door. After they exchanged a few pleasantries, little Billy asked Mr. Johnson, "Sir, I noticed ya got some milkweed growing in your backyard, mind if go back there and get some milk?" Amused by the request, Mr. Johnson replied, "...

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Three construction workers have been on a new job together for a little over a week...

There's an Italian, a Mexican, and a Polish guy.

Every day they eat their lunch on the top floor of the building they're working on, about 30 floors up. One day when the Italian opens his lunch pail he realizes that his wife has packed him meatballs for the tenth time in ten days. The Mexic...

An Italian, a Mexican and a Newfie...

are working steel on a high rise 30 stories up in the air. At lunch time they all sit down on one of the beams and open their lunch pails. The Italian opens his and says "Mama mia not pizza again! If I get pizza one more time I swear I'm going to jump to my death.
Next the Mexican opens his lunch...

Two construction workers eating lunch.

These two construction workers were having lunch on a tall building.
One had a sandwich and a side of chips. The other had chicken with a side of potatoes. The one with that sand which said,

"Man I'm so tired of eating the same thing everyday."

The other guy replied,

"I'm ti...

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