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Pillsbury Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was...

Why does the Pillsbury Dough Boy have so many health issues?

Because he was inbread.

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What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection!

The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't date anymore

He's been burned too many times

What did the woman say after she was hit on by the Pillsbury Doughboy?

"No thanks. I'm not into roll play."

People keep telling me it’s weird to look up to the Pillsbury Doughboy...

But I think he’s a great roll model.

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Why has the Pillsbury Doughboy never had sex?

Because all of his partners are afraid they'll get a yeast infection.

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What do you call the Pillsbury Doughboys testicles?

Doughnuts

The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away.

His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes.

The Pillsbury Doughboy didn’t make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me.

I kicked him in his doughnuts and ran.

Pillsbury Doughboy

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough,...

What do you call it when the Pillsbury dough boy smokes weed?

He gets baked.

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while she was there she went out to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. 

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back...

Seminar

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He addressed the men: For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favorite flower? Jim leaned o...

Someone asked an elderly man what his wife's favorite flower was . . .

He thought for a moment and replied, "I think it's Pillsbury."

A couple goes to a marriage counselor

A husband and wife were having marital problems. They decided the best thing to do would be to seek the advice of a marriage counselor. The counselor interviews them for several hours and then gives them his advice.

"The main problem I see is that you two do not show appreciation towards each...

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