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Why did Karl Marx’s toilet play music?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
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What do you call a reservoir with many turns and zigzags?

A twisted cistern
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I asked my brother a question, but his answer didn’t really hold water.

So instead I asked my cistern.
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People were astounded to find a stringed instrument hidden within the dry well

but it was merely more evidence of the violins inherent in the cistern.
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I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.

It was a shock to the cistern.
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