People were astounded to find a stringed instrument hidden within the dry well

but it was merely more evidence of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but,

after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.

It was a shock to the cistern.

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