Two rats sit in a dustbin and eat a DVD. Suddenly, one says: - You know Stefan, the book was better. (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
A old man gets called to Income Tax Office
A old man gets called to Income Tax Office. He goes there with his lawyer. Income Tax Officer (ITO) : You are so old, and live such a lavish life. We doubt your sources of income and hence have been called here
Old Man: I gamble ITO: I think you are lying, prove it.
Old Man: ...
A policeman arrests a well dressed man in a suit and tie, walking down the Main Street of the city talking on his cell.
The man has a desk strapped to his back, complete with laptop, printer and filing cabinet. He has a dustbin on his head.
“Hold on councillor, I have a policeman trying to arrest me, and I haven’t got a clue why.” He turns and asks “What are the charges?”
“Impersonating an office, Sir”
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A binman walks up to a Chinese man's door...
He says, "Where's your bin?"
The Chinese man replies, "I bin watching TV."
"No, where's your dustbin?"
"I told you. I dustbin watching TV!"
"Where's your wheelie bin?" The binman asks, getting agitated.
"Okay, okay. I wheelie bin having a wank."
An Englishmen, Irishmen, and Scotsman are all running from the law...
They all turn down an alley only to find a dead end. The Englishmen quickly jumps into a dustbin, the Scotsman gets into a crate, and the Irishmen climbs into a sack. Just at that moment the police turn up and start looking for them.
The policemen kicks the dustbin, and the Englishmen goes "...