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Spreader Jokes

John Deere's manure spreader...

...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

They called my local doctor the super-spreader.

Best. Gynecologist. Ever.

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Did you hear about the excellent butter churning competition at the state fair?

It was a super spreader event!

Where is the best place to get laid during Covid?

Super spreader events.

They should call your mama Covid

Every time I come around it’s a super-spreader event.

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Why should you ask an anti-masker to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Because they are a super spreader!

Yo mamma's so fat that...

...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.

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Did you hear the one...

About the porn star that gave people COVID?

She was a super spreader!!

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I was volunteering at a soup kitchen buttering the rolls, but they threw me out for having a dry cough

I’m a bit confused why they asked me to leave - they said I was a super spreader?

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