I used to be against organ transplants

But then I had a change of heart

I just witnessed a doctor accidentally drop a fragile organ transplant...

It was a heart-breaking scene.

Did you hear about the man who was taken off the organ transplant list?

He was so disheartened

What do you get when you perform an organ transplant

A liver

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I just found out that my grandfather was refused his organ transplant.

I don’t have the balls to tell him.

When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun...

I de-liver.

Never perform an organ transplant on a frog.

It's very disheartening and they usually croak.

Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant

There's always a chance your body will reject it.

What’s the most lively recycling center?

The organ transplant center

My heart is like an onion...

I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again

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