Organ Transplant Jokes - 11 Hilarious Organ Transplant Jokes

I used to disapprove of organ transplants…

But I’ve had a change of heart

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I just witnessed a doctor accidentally drop a fragile organ transplant...

It was a heart-breaking scene.

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What do you get when you perform an organ transplant

A liver

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Did you hear about the man who was taken off the organ transplant list?

He was so disheartened

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Never perform an organ transplant on a frog.

It's very disheartening and they usually croak.

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My patient was refused his organ transplant.

But I didn't have the heart to tell him.

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When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun...

I de-liver.

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Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant

There's always a chance your body will reject it.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How many medical professionals does it take to change alight bulb?

One nurse to check the temperature of the bulb. One GP to suspect the bulb is burnt out. One specialist to confirm the diagnosis. A surgeon and an anesthesiologist for this major organ transplant. A team of nurses and PAs to aid in the surgery. And a physical therapist to aid in the socket's recover...

What’s the most lively recycling center?

The organ transplant center

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My heart is like an onion...

I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again

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