His instructor said, 'When the siren goes off, rush out the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say "I'm a sperm" to which the ball will reply "I'm the egg". You will then work together to form the embryo. Do you understand?'
The sperm nodded. Days later, th...
What's a stupid embryo?
A common misconception
What did the hungry twin embryos say to their mother?
Fetus
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The first thing that develops in a human embryo is the asshole.
Some people just don't grow out of it.
Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?
Because the subject is still to immature.
A newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor.
"As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment on you will wo...
My Daughter…
My daughter once said to me
“Dad, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”
She was...
Project: Reimagined
There once was a secret government program that tried to create perfect soldiers through genetic modification, cloning, and strenuous conditioning. What they wanted to achieve was the normal super soldier run down: - Super strong - Super fast - Super smart - Super obedient They s...
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