I never though that orthopedic shoes would be good for me.....
but, after trying a pair, I stand corrected.
If anybody wants any copies of Orthopedic Monthly...
I have back issues.
Do you know what type of jokes Orthopedic Surgeons like?
Did you hear about the guy who robbed an orthopedic surgeon?
He made a marrow escape.
I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it.
Too much backstory.
A surgeon cut off the wrong leg at my hospital today!!!
The orthopedic surgeon at the local hospital I work at accidentally cut off the wrong leg of an infected diabetic patient. After he realized he cut off the wrong leg he couldn't leave the the other infected leg attached. So he had all of the administration and attorneys meet him in the operating ro...
Mom and daughter action
A guy saw a lady at a bar. She was definitely attractive, but he could tell she was a little older, orthopedic shoes, wrinkles creeping up around the mouth and eyes. But after a few drinks these things faded away and he went and talked to her.
After a few drinks together they decided to head ...
What do you call the person who makes orthopedic foot braces?
Ever heard of the orthopedic surgeon who got arrested for voyeurism?
He just wanted to see his patient's bone
Only Time I Use My Head
An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were travelling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out.
"Thank you very much," said the lady, "but why did you ...
I was having lower back pain from having to stand all day at work and my wife suggested I try orthopedic footwear.
I told her it wouldn't help but she insisted.
I stand corrected.
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Please be advised that anyone planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a full Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider wheth...
I was using this new telemed procedure with my General Practitioner this morning and he wanted to give me a routine physical. Everything was going just fine and dandy until he showed me how to test my reflexes by tapping on his knee with a little hammer.
Unfortunately, I only had a 15-pound s...
Traditionally, orthopedic surgeons were strong and dumb.
But now they have power tools.
"These orthodontic shoes are really great!"
- don't you mean *orthopedic*?
"I stand corrected."
The orthopedic surgeon Betty worked for was moving to a new office, and the staff was helping transport many of the items. Betty sat the display skeleton in the front of her car, his bony arm across the back of her seat. She hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares o...
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