Of all the cosmetic surgeries available, no one ever wants to talk about vaginoplasty.
They're all so .... tight-lipped about it.
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A doctor lacking empathy
"A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery.
Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later the surgeon exits the operating room and approaches him.
'Hello, the surgery went well. Unfortunately, the recovery will be very...
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A woman steps in front of a bus and dies instantly.
She finds herself at the pearly gates, being greeted by God himself.
He looks the woman up and down, and says "Hm... Strange. It's not your time! I'm sending you back."
"Sending me back? How long until it IS my time?" she asks.
"Worry not, my child. You have many, many m...
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What did the trans man say after finally telling his parents about his surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?
A neurosturgeon
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Friend of mine had bad pain from arthritis in his knee. He ended up being one of the first to have knee replacement surgeries...
back in the day when they made them out of iron.
When he was a bit older, he had to have an MRI done, and they didn’t check that he had metal in his body. Once the machine was turned on, it started pulling the knee right out socket, and he started screaming in pain – “Oh the iron knee, the ...
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The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...
...but he did one on the fly.
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Welcome to Plastic Surgeries Anonymous.
I see a lot of new faces here, and I have to say...I'm disappointed in all of you.
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The taxman . . .
At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little...
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Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"
Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".
Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".
*after 500 surgeries.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".
Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".
Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know...
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