Office Block Jokes - 5 Hilarious Office Block Jokes

The doctor's office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon.

I don't know what the hell they're taking about, but I really need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.

The Chinese have taken over our office block.

That's wong on so many levels.

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Windows frozen

Early one winter morning, as James entered his office block, he checked his phone and saw he had a text message from his wife.

Windows frozen. Not sure what to do.

He lets out a sigh that yet again, his wife was beautiful but with very little brains. James then texts back to pour some ...

Mike Anderson was in the hospital...

He knows that his end is imminent, so he gathers his family:

His wife, his daughter and both of his sons.
He also asks for a nurse, two witnesses and his last will to be recorded.

 

Then he starts speaking:
"Brian, my oldest son, I want you to get castle ave...

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Odd Signs From England

Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
IT BACK OR FURTHER STE...

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