I didn't believe she went to the renaissance fair

Then I saw her mace

Had a lot of fun the Renaissance fair last summer with the wife.

I had a great time riding her in to battle!

I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair.

I’m a free lancer.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate.

I asked her if the craving was period-specific.

Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual.

At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.

Yo momma’s so old...

When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

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Apparently a dick in a renaissance painting is "Art"

but when I show mine off at the bus stop its "illegal"

I just got arrested while on stage at a renaissance fair.

Apparently my agent was confused and they actually booked me to perform a lute act on stage.

Art Show

A man walked into the Lourve with a plastic clicking box.

He held it up to a renaissance portrait; the box didn't click at all. He moved on to the surrealist paintings—the plastic box clicked a little. Security got anxious.

Just as they were about to stop him he moved into an exhibitio...

Some bloke just told me I have no culture

Just because I can name more ninja turtles than renaissance artists.

What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?

I'll be Bach.

Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on...

Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on and the bartender asks "what’s with the robes, you just get out of a Renaissance faire?”


He replies, ”No I’m a Carmelite priest.”

The bartender exclaims "I’ll be damned!”

He answers “I hope not!"

My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm

He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time

So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I started studying art history.

I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.

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