I didn't believe she went to the renaissance fair

Then I saw her mace

My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate.

I asked her if the craving was period-specific.

Had a lot of fun the Renaissance fair last summer with the wife.

I had a great time riding her in to battle!

I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair.

I’m a free lancer.

What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?

I'll be Bach.

I just got arrested while on stage at a renaissance fair.

Apparently my agent was confused and they actually booked me to perform a lute act on stage.

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Apparently a dick in a renaissance painting is "Art"

but when I show mine off at the bus stop its "illegal"

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What do tampons and renaissance art have in common?

You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces.

My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm

He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood

Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual.

At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.

Yo momma’s so old...

When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

Art Show

A man walked into the Lourve with a plastic clicking box.

He held it up to a renaissance portrait; the box didn't click at all. He moved on to the surrealist paintings—the plastic box clicked a little. Security got anxious.

Just as they were about to stop him he moved into an exhibitio...

Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on...

Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on and the bartender asks "what’s with the robes, you just get out of a Renaissance faire?”


He replies, ”No I’m a Carmelite priest.”

The bartender exclaims "I’ll be damned!”

He answers “I hope not!"

Some bloke just told me I have no culture

Just because I can name more ninja turtles than renaissance artists.

Super bowl mistake

My good friend has 2 tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be the same day of his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at @ 3pm at the Renaissance . Her...

[Long] One day in the Kingdom of Reddit

..a jester told the King a joke so funny that the king declared “This is the funniest joke OF ALL TIME....it shall never be told again!” With that, the Jester was locked in a tower. Days turned into months, months turned into years, years turned into decades, and the jester stayed locked away.
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time

So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I started studying art history.

I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.

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