Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual.

At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.

Yo momma’s so old...

When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

Art Show

A man walked into the Lourve with a plastic clicking box.

He held it up to a renaissance portrait; the box didn't click at all. He moved on to the surrealist paintings—the plastic box clicked a little. Security got anxious.

Just as they were about to stop him he moved into an exhibitio...

I didn't believe she went to the renaissance fair

Then I saw her mace

My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate.

I asked her if the craving was period-specific.

Some bloke just told me I have no culture

Just because I can name more ninja turtles than renaissance artists.

I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair.

I’m a free lancer.

Super bowl mistake

My good friend has 2 tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be the same day of his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at @ 3pm at the Renaissance . Her...

What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?

I'll be Bach.

3 guys are to be executed

Back in the renaissance era 3 guys were to be executed so they bring in the first guy out him in the guillotine and they ask him if he has any last words and he says "god bless the king" so they drop the blade and it stops within inches of his neck so they think this must be divine intervention and ...

I just got arrested while on stage at a renaissance fair.

Apparently my agent was confused and they actually booked me to perform a lute act on stage.

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Apparently a dick in a renaissance painting is "Art"

but when I show mine off at the bus stop its "illegal"

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time

So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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What do tampons and renaissance art have in common?

You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces.

I started studying art history.

I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.

My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm

He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood

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