Only you can prevent narcissism

...and if anyone tells you otherwise, they're just jealous!

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I went to the therapist for a narcissism problem

Now after 5 sessions I feel better than all of you

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My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me

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I've been seeing a therapist for help with my narcissism.

But honestly, I think I've been doing most of the work.

My professor asked me to define narcissism

I said "It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."

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What’s the difference between Narcissism and incest?

Ones you want to fuck yourself and the other is the next best thing.

The great thing about narcissism

is that it makes you smarter.

I took a class on Narcissism.

I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away.

When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.

That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

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