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Narcissism Jokes

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My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

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My therapist says my narcissism makes me misinterpret inter-personal communications

I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me!

I suffer from crippling narcissism.

I'm a victim of it.

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I went to the therapist for a narcissism problem

Now after 5 sessions I feel better than all of you

My professor asked me to define narcissism

I said "It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."

Only you can prevent narcissism

...and if anyone tells you otherwise, they're just jealous!

The great thing about narcissism

is that it makes you smarter.

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What’s the difference between Narcissism and incest?

Ones you want to fuck yourself and the other is the next best thing.

I took a class on Narcissism.

I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away.

When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.

That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

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