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My first orgy was an experience to remember. I expected to it to be full of awkwardness and disappointment.

But thankfully all my cousins were really supportive.

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My proctologist tried to ease the awkwardness after the unexpected orgasm by telling me it's perfectly natural,

I just wish he'd have aimed away from me.

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Elevator Awkwardness

Elevators are a lot like urinals.

Everyone’s looking down, nobody’s making eye contact, and my penis is exposed.

Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish the time zones

- Why?
Putin asks him.

- Ah, I can't find myself with these times:

- I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep,

- I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening,

- I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and sh...

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