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Workaholic Jokes

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My therapist says I'm a workaholic.

I'm working on it.

I met this real workaholic from Taiwan

A real Taipei personality

My girlfriend is a workaholic

She is staying the night at her boss's home to discuss company's problems tonight.

Talking makes me feel like a workaholic judge.

I'm just sentencing 24/7.

I once dated a workaholic carpenter.

I told her to choose: "It's me or your tools."

She chose the ladder.

My father was a workaholic

Every time you said work, he starts drinking.

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The thing about having with a workaholic is that...

Work comes before they do!

My "Workaholics Anonymous" meeting got canceled...

Everyone had to work late

Gates to Divorce

**Word** is she wasn't happy with his workaholic habit of being in the **Office365**, and was starting to develop a poor **Outlook** on their relationship. Despite how much he happened to **Excel**, she just felt like she didn't have acceptable**Access** to him anymore. Now he is on the **Edge,** be...
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