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Hypochondria Jokes

My doctor told me I am suffering from Hypochondria.

I said "Oh Jesus, not that as well!"
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Doctor: 'I'm afraid, Mr Smith, that you are suffering from hypochondria’

Mr Smith: 'Oh god, not that as well!'
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The doctor diagnosed me with hypochondria today.

I'm not surprised, I've had everything else.
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My doctor is concerned my hypochondria is getting worse

So he put me on stronger placebos.
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Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have?

Hypochondria
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I've gotten myself tested for Coronavirus many times now out of fear...

The first 4 times they told me it was nothing but I still felt bad. They finally diagnosed me 5th time around with some disease called "hypochondria". The doctor won't see me for it, and I'm afraid that it's getting worse!
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Placebos

Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.
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Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer’s; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease:

Hypochondria.

Prayers please, every upvote counts as a prayer ^/s
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My doctor called with my test results

"Just as you suspected, Mr. Johnson, you have hypochondria."
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