My doctor told me I am suffering from Hypochondria.

I said "Oh Jesus, not that as well!"

Doctor: 'I'm afraid, Mr Smith, that you are suffering from hypochondria’

Mr Smith: 'Oh god, not that as well!'

So I went to the Doctor's office, and he said I have Hypochondria

I thought, "Not that as well"

The doctor diagnosed me with hypochondria today.

I'm not surprised, I've had everything else.

My doctor is concerned my hypochondria is getting worse

So he put me on stronger placebos.

Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have?



Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.

Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer’s; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease:


Prayers please, every upvote counts as a prayer ^/s

My doctor called with my test results

"Just as you suspected, Mr. Johnson, you have hypochondria."

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