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Phobias Jokes

My date asked me if I have any phobias and I had to break it off there and then.

We only drink REAL beers in my house.

I was gonna write a book on phobias

But I was afraid it wasn't going to sell

Obscure Phobias 41. What do you call the Fear of Power Tools?

Common Sense.

I was telling my friend about the new guy at our office.

Me: He’s a complete wuss, we went to the store room together and on entering he screamed “oh my god, a mouse, get it away from me!!”

Friend: Well I can kind of understand that. Some people have genuine phobias of mice.

Me: Five seconds after that he screamed “oh my god, a keyboar...

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