What do you call an STD that gives you an unstoppable compulsion to push a boulder up a hill?

Sisyphusilis

I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed

I desperately need to see kelp

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Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one dav to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too...

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I told my therapist about my compulsion to methodically disrupt live musical performances.

She said, “That’s disconcerting.”

The restaurant patron with a compulsion

A man entered a restaurant and ordered some food and a glass of water. He took a sip of the water, then tossed the remainder into the waiter's face.

Before the waiter could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. "I'm sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that to waiters....

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Guy comes home from his job at the pickle factory

He says to his wife “i need to talk to you about something that happened at work”
Wife - “ok, what’s up?”
Husband - “well lately at work I’ve been having this compulsion, an almost uncontrollable need to put my penis in the pickle slicer.”
Wife - “ My god! Are you crazy? Don’t do it!”
H...

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The Watchmaker

The Boy was due to meet his friends down the third alley from the green sign. The bar at the end of that alley, they had said, was a place where spirits and souls mixed together with the languid flow of warm summer air.

But The Boy had started drinking when the sun was still ascending, and n...

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A guy goes to see a psychiatrist

He says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I work in a deli, and all day long all I can think about is sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. I don't know how much longer I can keep from doing it."

The Doctor says, "My God, that's terrible. You must continue to fight this self destructive urge. Togeth...

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