What's the difference between a night watchman and a butcher?
One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.
Once the night watchman received a pound too much in his pay-packet
But he didn't mention it to his boss. But his boss found out and deducted it the following payday.
'Hey, ' said the watchman, 'I am a pound short this week.'
'You didn't say anything last week when you were paid a pound too much, I noticed'
'NO', replied the watchman. 'I can ove...
What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?
An insecurity guard 😏
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Government Joke
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" ...
The watchman
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, ...
Who earns his salary without working a single day?
A night watchman
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