Niet Jokes - 6 Hilarious Niet Jokes

How do you say "No TV" in Russia?

Nietflix

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Putin dies and goes to hell.

He's met by the devil, who explains to him that he will be shown three different floors and he has to choose which one to spend eternity in.

The devil takes Putin to the first floor where everyone is standing on their heads on a wooden floor. Anytime someone started to tip or fall over, litt...

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What video streaming service do Russians use?

Niet-flix

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What do Russians say when they have no internet?

Inter-niet.

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How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What's the Russian word for no Wi-Fi?

Interniet

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