A MILLER and his son were driving their to a neighboring fair to sell him.
They had not gone far when they met with a troop of women collected round a well, talking and laughing. "Look there," cried one of them, "did you ever see such fellows, to be trudging along the road on foot when...
Everybody Knows Somebody Called DAVE.
Dave is an advertising executive in L.A., who is always boasting that he knows EVERYONE on the planet, & they all know him.
His colleagues love hearing his stories about this celebrity, or that politician. However, his boss doesn't believe a word & challenges him to prove his boasts....
Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?
Because he had no [morels](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us&hl=en-US&oe=utf-8&safe=images&q=morel+mushrooms&source=browser-suggest&qsubts=1457412200783&action=devloc).
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