As he ascends up to heaven, he begins to get worried that he might be wrong about atheism. He gets even more worried when he finally reaches heaven, and it looks just like how all those religious people said it would.
Then an old man with a big white beard comes up to him, and says "I'm God, ...
I'm confused. My professor told me Nietzsche was 'an atheist who worshiped at the altar of nihilism'.
Is nothing sacred?
What was Nietzsche's biggest problem?
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Friedrich Nietzsche opened a club.
Overnight, it became the hottest new place in town. It seemed like everyone was turned away at the door for not meeting dress code. Eventually, one guy shows up and fights the bouncer after being rejected. When he won, the bouncer stripped naked, handed the guy his clothes, and told him he could hea...
No one will talk about philosophy with me
I guess it's a pretty nietzsche subject
Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar...
Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?
Because they're all pointless
Nietzsche tells a joke.
A man walks into a bar.
The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar.
The bar blinks out of existence.
God is dead.
I have a german philosophy joke, but I don't think you'll get it
It's pretty Nietzsche
1 in 10 philosophers buys into egoism.
It's a Nietzsche market.
“Some people ask ‘why’ to determine a motive, I ask ‘why’ because I don’t believe there’s any logical reason to do anything.”
-Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens
Confessions Of A Heavy Thinker
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than a social thinker.
I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking bacme more and more i...
There's actually very little demand for nihilist merchandise.
I guess it's a Nietzsche market.
If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are
Little Timmy always procrastinated his schoolwork
A few weeks ago, his teacher assigned the class to write a 10,000 word paper on a great philosopher, but with just 12 hours until the paper was due, Little Timmy had not written a single word. Realizing his predicament, Little Timmy hastily took a pencil out of his drawer and sat down in front of bl...
I have a knack for philosophical puns...
I guess you could say I have really found my nietzsche.
Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?
A Nietzsche market!