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Wetland Jokes

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My wife told me that her vagina is a jurisdictional wetland

and now I have to buy a permit if I want to fill it.

There once was a town out west...

There once was a small town out west, nestled between the Rocky Mountains. The town was built on a stream, with a small lake the stream snaked outward from. Most of the town was employed by multiple large orchards nearby, and the town's inhabitants spent their days at the lake enjoying their time of...

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