It is now recommended that high risk groups take mud baths when infected with COVID-19.
It won't save you, but it will help you get used to the feeling of the dirt.
Warning: Dark Humor Ahead "A cure?"
A man is sitting in his doctors office waiting for his test results:
Doc: Well, Jim. I'm sorry but your tests say that you have a rare disease and it's 100% fatal.
Jim: Isn't there ANYTHING we can do to stop it?
Doc: Uh, there is this spa down the road that has these special...
An elderly man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical...
After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another 6 weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
...
Dan went to his physician for his annual check-up.
However, he was shocked when his doctor said to him, “I’m afraid you’ve only got three weeks to live.”
“Are you sure?” said Dan, “I feel fine. Isn’t there anything that can be done?”
“Well,” said his doctor, “you could try taking a mud bath each day.”
“Will that cure me?” asked ...
A guy goes to the the doctor. He finds out he has cancer and three months to live. He asks the doctor is there anything we can do?
The doctor says: "Well you could take mud baths.
The guy says: "Oh great will that help me live longer?"
The Doctor says: "No, it but it will get you used to being in the dirt"
A mud joke
(This is a translation from a french joke and my translation skill isn't great. I Hope it still makes someone laugh)
A woman who is feeling very ill goes to the doctor. After a long examination, the doctor says "You seem to have a very serious disease, and I don't think I can do anyt...
Ill
A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks.
'So you can get used to the ground of course!'
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