What’s the worst crime a slime creature can commit?
Gelatany
What do you call a moving slime that sells its body for money?
A protistute.
A very rich snail slimed into a Cadillac dealership...
...and said,"I want your most expensive car." The salesman said,"Very well sir. Is that all?" The snail said,"No. I'd like it to have a custom paint job." The salesman said,"Yes sir. What do you want the car to look like?" The snail said,"I'd like every door painted with a large letter ...
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You and 2 friends of yours walk through a forest
after a while you lot stumble upon a hut, from which a weird old lady, resembling a witch, comes out from. She slowly says *"...do not step on the purple flower..."* and then goes back into her hut.
A little confused, you exchange looks with your friends, shrug, and keep walking. ...
What do you call it when a bunch of ghosts slime the same person?
Boo-kkake!!!
Whats the worst thing about a lung transplant?
The first bit of slime is not yours.
Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
A Conductor on a train...
There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. Let's say his name was Joe. Well, Joe was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man.
So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have you...
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