after a while you lot stumble upon a hut, from which a weird old lady, resembling a witch, comes out from. She slowly says *"...do not step on the purple flower..."* and then goes back into her hut.
A little confused, you exchange looks with your friends, shrug, and keep walking. ...
What do you call it when a bunch of ghosts slime the same person?
A very rich snail slimed into a Cadillac dealership...
...and said,"I want your most expensive car." The salesman said,"Very well sir. Is that all?" The snail said,"No. I'd like it to have a custom paint job." The salesman said,"Yes sir. What do you want the car to look like?" The snail said,"I'd like every door painted with a large letter ...
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A snail slimed into a bar...
... slimed his way across the floor, up the bar and across the counter top and said to the barman "I'll have a pint of Guinness please." The barman turns to him and says, "we don't serve snails here, fuck off!" and flicks him off the counter and out of the door. Three months later the snail returns ...
Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?
Because I told him a good joke.
Hey girl are you a slime ball?
'Because you make my piston sticky
Whats the worst thing about a lung transplant?
The first bit of slime is not yours.
The Earth is not flat
Or there would be slimes everywhere.
A Conductor on a train...
There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. Let's say his name was Joe. Well, Joe was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man.
So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have you...
What do you get when you cross Eminem with a slug?
Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?
He's just there so he won't get slimed.