A guy is sitting on the toilet and drops a 5 dollar bill in the now sludge-like water.
He looks at it and says "Awe man, that's disgusting, I'm not going to stick my hand in that for 5 dollars!" Then he takes out his wallet, pulls a twenty dollar bill out, and throws it in the bowl. "But for 25 dollars I will!"
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A man walks into a bar and says he'll drink anything that has gin in it
The Bartender decides he wants to impress the man with something creative. He grabs some cold-pressed mango juice from the refrigerator, squeezes in the juice from a small lemon, adds some ginger ale, and garnishes it with rosemary and an orange twist. Finally he adds the gin.
As the man fini...