Saur Jokes - 11 Hilarious Saur Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?

A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...

Bit of British humour right there ;)

EDIT: happy to see this joke made people laugh, yes it's a classic joke but England have mainly been on the receiving end of it so nice to turn it around on someone else for a change (sorry Germany)

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What did the Bulbasaur say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?

Bulbasaur

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How does a Brit let you know you’re in danger at Jurassic Park?

“A Dino-saur-us!”

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What is the only dinosaur that a 45 year old man knows?

The my-body-saur

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Q: Which dinosaur is the most polite?

A: The please-u-saur.

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What do you call a cute dinosaur?

A-saur-able!

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What did the tiny Cambrian reptile say the morning after his first workout?

He said he was just a little 'saur.

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A dinosaur came to his wife

And said, - Darling, let's make love.

\- I can't - she says - I'm busy today.

Some time later, he came again and said - Darling, I want you.

\- Sorry - she said - I have a headache.

A few days later, he invites her again.

\- No dear - she answers. - Wrong time of t...

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What do you call a sad German?

Saur krout

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What do you call a T-Rex after the gym?

Kinda-saur

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My 8 year old brother's best joke.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR.

I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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