What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
EDIT: happy to see this joke made people laugh, yes it's a classic joke but England have mainly been on the receiving end of it so nice to turn it around on someone else for a change (sorry Germany)
Th...
What did the Bulbasaur say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?
Bulbasaur
How does a Brit let you know you’re in danger at Jurassic Park?
“A Dino-saur-us!”
What is the only dinosaur that a 45 year old man knows?
The my-body-saur
Q: Which dinosaur is the most polite?
A: The please-u-saur.
What do you call a cute dinosaur?
A-saur-able!
What did the tiny Cambrian reptile say the morning after his first workout?
He said he was just a little 'saur.
A dinosaur came to his wife
And said, - Darling, let's make love.
\- I can't - she says - I'm busy today.
Some time later, he came again and said - Darling, I want you.
\- Sorry - she said - I have a headache.
A few days later, he invites her again.
\- No dear - she answers. - Wrong time of t...
What do you call a sad German?
Saur krout
What do you call a T-Rex after the gym?
Kinda-saur
My 8 year old brother's best joke.
What animal will you always see at a resturant?
A DINE-O-SAUR.
I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
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