Q: Which dinosaur is the most polite?

A: The please-u-saur.

What did the tiny Cambrian reptile say the morning after his first workout?

He said he was just a little 'saur.

What do you call a cute dinosaur?

A-saur-able!

What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?

A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...

Bit of British humour right there ;)

EDIT: happy to see this joke made people laugh, yes it's a classic joke but England have mainly been on the receiving end of it so nice to turn it around on someone else for a change (sorry Germany)

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What do you call a sad German?

Saur krout

What do you call a T-Rex after the gym?

Kinda-saur

My 8 year old brother's best joke.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR.

I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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