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Topsoil Jokes

I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment

The plot thickened

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Jokes are like topsoil

I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit.

My landscaper isn't too bright. I asked him for a yard of topsoil for planting my tomatoes.

So far, 75 dump trucks have delivered soil, covering my entire yard, 12 inches deep.

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