Mu favorite series of riddles when i was in high school. Hope you all like it as much as i did <3
Give 3 steps to put an elephant in a refrigerator. i.Open the refrigerator ii.Put the elephant in iii.Close it
AND THEN ASK
Give 4 steps to put a giraffe in the refrigerator. i.Open the refrigerator ii.Take the elephant out iii.Put the giraffe in iv.Close it ...
Classic joke for our Muslim friends today
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view...
Mu friend's butler lost his left arm.
Serves him right.
What do you call a skinny Muslim
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Jane and Bob decided to teach David
Jane and Bob had a 10-month-old baby named David. They loved David very much and were always with David. Then one day, Jane and Bob decided to teach David the words "Mom" and "Dad."
Jane : Could you say M-O-M
David : m.. mu..mum.. mom!
Bob : Great job, then D-A-D
David : ...
What type of Covid are cows most susceptible to?
The Mu variant.
What does a microscopic cow say?
There are three kittens on a roof (science/nerd joke)
There are three kittens on a roof in a rain storm. Which is the last to slide off?