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Ku Jokes

If the Ku Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?

Because they don't have access to black magic.

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God ."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again, all were quiet.

Then, slowly, a gorgeous blonde stood up...

The Ku Klux Klan...

It's worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant laundry detergent they use.

Pi-ku

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

A black guy dies & finds himself at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter....

SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven, you must tell me something truly extraordinary about your life.

BG: Sheeet, no problem. I was a star NFL QB for 15 years!

SP: One of many. What else?

BG: I have 2 Super Bowl rings & 3 MVP trophys!

SP: These things do not impress...

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

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There’s a LGBT branch of Ku Klux Klan

It’s called, Gay-K-K

Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel?

He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.

Do racist birds...

join the Ku-Ku-Klux Klan?

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What is large, white, lies at the bottom of the ocean, and eats Blacks, Catholics, and Jews?

Ku Klux Klam

What do you call a racist mollusk?

What do you call a racist mollusk?

A Ku Klux Clam.

What do you call a fake sudoku?

A pseudo-ku.

..............a wizard beneath the sheets!’

A Southern Baptist minister was addressing his congregation.
‘Today I am a sad man. And I’m gonna tell you why I am a sad
man. I am a sad man because a member of this church has
been spreading the word that I am a member of the Ku Klux
Klan. That person has not had the courage to speak t...

I remember my dad’s first joke. I laughed a lot.

Kuchi Kuchi ku ku..

What group does a racist chicken belong to?

The ku clucks klan

What do you call a group of mollusks, that are also horrible racists?

The Ku Klux Klam

*Im sorry*

Pat the Irish immigrant died in a freak mining accident...

...leaving Kathleen, his young wife, near mad with grief. After the burial, Kathleen's mother drew her aside, and took her in her arms, and rocked her as she wept, and tried to comfort her:

"But think on what a grand man he was, Kathleen! Weren't they all saying at the wake as that Pat was a ...

Did you hear about the racist shellfish?

He joined the Ku Klux Klam.

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100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan

Now it's called Formula 1


*Ku Kluk Klan

What do you call a group of Asian supremacists?

Ku Krux Kran

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A man encounters a magic lamp and out pops a genie

The genie tells the man he will grant a wish of his choice, and the man proceeds to tell the genie his wish. The genie replies, “no problem, it should be done by tonight.”
Later that night, the man is waiting in his living room when he notices what appears to be a Ku Klux Klan rally forming in h...

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Blonde genies

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing...

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