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I want to get a lambda tattoo on my posterior.

But why?


Yes.
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What do you call a capital lambda?

A sheep-da
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What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive?

A Lambda-ghini.
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Physics joke

A physicist and his son go to a petting zoo. They come up on this animal and of course the physicist asks his son what it is. The son says "Daddy thats a rooster!", the physicist shakes his head "Son, its a lambda".
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Studying waveforms as a dyslexic can be depressing.

When I can't calculat lambda, I just feel sinusoidal.
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So one physicist asks another physicist

So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda.
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